He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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