we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.