Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Come on in and take your pants off
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