Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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