How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Randomize
