I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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