This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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