ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
should my penis look like a turkey
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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