And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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