tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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