Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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