I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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