She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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