My friends, they love my intelligence
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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