yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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