come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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