she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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