Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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