she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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