I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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