I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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