He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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