I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
is that a dick in a sweater?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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