So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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