i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just gargled with NyQuil
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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