Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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