You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
only if we run a train.
done.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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