I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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