if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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