There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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