I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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