Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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