Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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