i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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