I'm going to rape someone's good day.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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