Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
So here I am, sexting at work.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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