But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i don't like sucking hair
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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