Who did Billy Mays play for?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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