Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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