I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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