I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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