brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
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I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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