I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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