I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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