this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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