Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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