So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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