If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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