so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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