The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
meet me or not, i'm out of control
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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