there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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