Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Come see our sink grown plant.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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