I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You did what with his pubic hair?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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