biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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